Lasagna Soup

I actually really hate lasagna, but I had to figure out what to do with some fresh mozzarella I had. That being said, I know lasagna is supposed to have herbs, maybe some onions and/or garlic, but I honestly hate herbs in foods and using onions/garlic would include more work so I just cut that…

Chick’n Parm Soup

A simple recipe inspired by a simple thing – I’d already been eating chick’n in tomato soup as a quick/easy/tasty meal, and it dawned on me that I could zhoosh it up a little and make what could actually be considered “a recipe”. Ingredients 1 cup fake chicken (I used Quorn’s Meatless Pieces) 1 block…

Mac ‘n’ Chick’n

The first simple recipe in what are going to be a string of them, because they’re all I really make now since I have no one else to cook for and I want food as quick and easily as possible for myself – especially if it’s me who has to make it. Simplicity has absolutely…

Vegetarian Breakfast Sandwich

I’M ALIVE. I’ve been wanting to cook for a month but I’d burnt the bottoms of every single one of my pots and pans (all 4 of them) in the span of the same week, and my dishwasher has completely shitted out so it took an entire month for GPF to remind me, after telling…

Breakfast Fried Rice

When your tummy’s still killing you after a week and you’re debating going to the doctor’s because of it, it’s good to have food that’s easy to digest. Ingredients 2 eggs 1 medium yellow onion, diced 1 stick plant butter 1 pouch Uncle Ben’s Original Rice Low-sodium vegetable broth, as needed 2 slices fake bacon…

Scrambled Eggs

The simplest of recipes with a not-simplest entry accompanying it. Scrambled eggs are quite literally the only meal/food I was taught how to make when I was growing up. Homemade meals were not a thing, unless I went to someone else’s house (which I always tried to do around dinner haha). Cooking was very much…

Copycat Birds Eye Rice w/Vegetables (+ Chick’n)

I wasn’t aiming for a copycat recipe, but upon tastin’ it I found out I’d apparently absolutely fuckin’ done so. What spawned all this was that my tummy was killing me (curse you whatever caused it!!!) and I needed something easy to digest. Really if you’re in the mood for Birds Eye Rice w/Veg, you’re…

Fake-Meatloaf(less)

Another rendition of “I’m running out of ingredients and this seemed to make sense” and “I hated this with real meat as a kid but I had a weird and sudden craving for it”. I hadn’t even thought of adding onions until it was too late, but I’m not sure if they would really go…

Carrot Cake

I’ve been seeing a lot of carrot cake recipes popping up recently, so I figured I might as well give it a go myself – especially since I actually fucking love carrot cake (no nuts, yes raisins because carrot cake isn’t carrot cake without raisins). As can be seen, this recipe will make 2 mini-loafs…

Fake-Beef Fried Rice

When you’re running low on ingredients, you get creative. This was also an absolute pain in the ass to make because nothing seemed to go right so it’s fuckin’ lucky it tasted good. Ingredients 2 eggs 1 medium yellow onion, diced 1 stick plant butter, halved 1 pouch Uncle Ben’s Basmati Rice Low-sodium vegetable broth,…