College Diet Fried Rice

Also can be known as: Spruced Up Uncle Ben’s Fried Rice. If you’ve seen the Salsa Rice Pilaf recipe of mine, you might be thinking “Hey, isn’t this the Salsa Rice Pilaf recipe except with a different flavor of rice and a few less ingredients?”. And you’d be right. This actually came from me trying…

Salsa Rice Pilaf

I’ve been sick with mono/strep (you read that right – BOTH at the same fuckin’ time; the doctors were amazed too) and very low on funds the past few weeks, so to kill two birds with one stone (the first bird being soup was the only thing I could eat because my tonsils were so…

Pumpkin Jelly

To use up the last of the pumpkin my neighbor had given me because they just didn’t know what to do with it, I decided I’d make some jelly for my new bosses as thanks for bringing me onto their team. Thankfully they didn’t hire me for my ribbon-tying skills. A few things to note:…

Pumpkin Biscuits

This is my first recipe back away from GPF 😦 There is, however, Bob. Bob, the handyman for my apartment and suspected builder, is a fuckin’ life-saver. He’s the sweetest guy and always up to help, even when it’s not technically under his payroll; so, I try to make him something for whenever he’s stopping…

White Cheddar Biscuits

This was supposed to be a double-whammy of introducing GPF to more American foods as well as using up leftover ingredients. One of those ended successfully. The spinach of this supposed-to-be- Spinach and Cheddar Biscuits actually ended up going bad before I could use it. Ironic? Yes. Upsetting? Yes. But I take comfort that it…

Cucumber Finger Sandwiches

Cucumbers give me the burps for some reason. I’m sure there’s a scientific explanation out there somewhere as to why, just like GPF gets the farts from onions, but who knows. Anyways, I’m actually not a fan of cucumbers. God knows I’ve fucking tried to be, adding them to sandwiches and the like, but I’ve…

Vegetarian Chilli

I’ve never really been a fan of chilli, even when I ate meat as a kid, but chilli is decidedly very American (TM) and GPF is decidedly very Not American (TM) so I decided I definitely had to make it for him. However, he’d been incessantly insisting that I make meals that I can eat…